aheadindustry
aheadindustry is a blog about dumbness in global business. It contains massively speculative and baseless backward looking statements.
“The pillars of the Six Sigma Business Philosophy: Teamwork, Insight, Brutality, Male Enhancement, Hand-Shakefulness, and Play Hard.”
Fri 27 Mar
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Headless chickens, of course.
Fri 27 Mar
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“Free-market capitalism is the most effective means to maximise material wellbeing, but it has been derailed by devastating economic collapse that engenders widespread misery.”
—Alan “Captain Obvious” Greenspan
Fri 27 Mar
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Another victim of the recession: the homeless dude newspaper distribution industry and the newspaper boxes that were their suppliers.
Thu 19 Mar
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Asshole Of The Day: Hank Greenberg. This real-life Mr. Burns thinks that suing AIG (who would ultimately have to pay any decision with taxpayer money) will actually better his reputation, personal financial position, or any of the above. What an asshole.
Tue 03 Mar
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Elie Don't Play Around With Weasels →
Elie Wiesel has a Nobel Peace Prize, but he wants to rain blows down on Madoff’s dome piece.
Fri 27 Feb
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Tired of being laughed at, now Mark wants you to laugh because of him.
Tue 24 Feb
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I <3 Krugs →
Krugs is the ne plus ultra of dudes who have like, ah, Nobel prizes and still make jokes in pirate voice. Bet he laughs at farts.
Thu 12 Feb
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“I like my women like my stimulus packages … conceived in a backroom full of powerful jackals in a secret lair.”
Tue 10 Feb
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“I like my women like my stimulus packages … FAST AND BULBOUS”
Sun 08 Feb
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